WWJD

I love this game.

2011-10-11T15:04:00.001-07:00

Remembering

2011-10-11T12:10:00.000-07:00

I needed some time to get myself together before I could officially talk about Job's passing. He was the visionary behind the only entertainment I had for three very long days, and someone whom I can only compare to my dad.

I was going to go to America for my Second Coming...

2011-10-11T10:31:00.000-07:00

But they don't seem to take too kindly to immigrants named Jesus.

Did someone steal your breakfast?

2011-10-10T13:33:00.000-07:00

Um, thank you, but I will pass...

2011-10-10T13:23:00.000-07:00

Happy Monday!

2011-05-23T10:13:00.000-07:00

I know this isn't the post-rapture outcome you hoped for, but...

Saturday May 21, 2011

2011-05-20T16:08:00.000-07:00

I am the wise man. I can't believe that people actually think I am coming tomorrow. There is a kick ass party my dad is throwing this weekend!

Now that is just mean.

2011-05-11T13:52:00.000-07:00

I saw Thor and it was a pretty good movie, but I can't believe they decided to take their promotion in this direction.

I like to wear this shirt too....

2011-05-11T13:30:00.000-07:00

It keeps all the crazies away, well not all the crazies...There are people out there that come up to me and chit chat - Jesus freaks.

My Best Friend

2011-05-11T13:26:00.000-07:00

Nuf said.

Just friends?

2007-03-15T15:02:00.000-07:00

All are welcome!

2007-03-02T10:20:00.000-08:00

Hurry up, this way.

So you found me....

2007-02-28T11:21:00.000-08:00

So the claim is that they have found Jesus' remains in limestone tombs and now James Cameron is making a movie.
This has stirred up a lot of jokes and they are all in very poor taste!

In that box...over there.

Silly filmmakers. God only ever came in one box.

Some guy named Jesus is in a box? Yeah, he's over there on Main street. Says, "Spare change, amigo?" to me every time I walk past.

Jesus?

We've all been here

2007-01-07T17:34:00.000-08:00

It is always fun to stay at the...

2006-12-26T13:23:00.000-08:00

WWJD?

2006-12-07T16:48:00.000-08:00

Everyone is asking themselves these days WWJD. I thought I would take the time to offer confirmation, disputes and explanations for things that I have recently come across, as to better serve the masses.

Now, while a pleasant idea, I do not condone pre-marital sex and since I am not Mormon, sadly, this would not be an option for me.

Yes; and I still do!

Only if you don't use your blinker.

No Budweiser...ever. Something from other than the U.S. and in a green bottle, please. A good micro brew may also do.

Yes, yes you do. Have faith in me. Leave me a message if I am not available.

I am fully aware how difficult it is to stop smoking. I do not judge and I am here for you, no matter the choices you make.

No, I would not buy and/or operate a convenience store/bar.

Just about anything.

It is that time of year again!

2006-12-05T13:00:00.000-08:00

Taking the kids to pose for pictures with Father Christmas is a time honored tradition, but I totally understand how difficult it is to choose the proper Santa as there are so many options.

Mean.

Drunk and/or high.

Jolly...

Excited.

Creepy.

Which ever Santa you choose, just make sure that your child is happy...

And give Santa a break, it is a stressful job.

It is only a nasty rumor!

2006-12-05T12:27:00.000-08:00

Number one, it is a natural thing. Everyone does it.
Number two, my father would never do such a thing.

I was wrote a note asking dad for some guidance this morning after going through some of my baby pictures

2006-12-05T06:49:00.000-08:00

I finally cleaned out my garage

2006-12-01T09:54:00.000-08:00

All items are listed on craigslist. Hurry, they are sure to go fast!

A new music video

2006-12-01T09:26:00.000-08:00

A crazy drive home this afternoon...

2006-11-22T16:14:00.000-08:00

I was driving around today and everyone was honking at me, it was very distracting. It wasn't until I got home I realized someone had put a bumper sticker on my car. Very funny Lucifer.

I only had 2 glasses

2006-11-22T15:59:00.000-08:00

Someone had to have slipped me something.

What did you do today?

2006-11-22T12:32:00.000-08:00

Woke up late and took the bus in to work.

It was a long day. I can't believe dad made me get a job.

After a long day hard at work I decided I would take a little walk.

After that I headed over to get my car out of the body shop.

Then dropped off some stuff on Craig's List at my storage unit.

Can you believe this was free???

Had to swing by the mall to pick up a birthday present.

I felt like dinner was calling my name.

So I stopped to grabbed a quick bite.

But couldn't decide what I wanted to eat...as usual.

After dinner I decided to follow up on an invitation I received to join a very exclusive club. As it turns out there weren't any other members.

After that, back to home to watch a little TV. The monotony of life....I can't believed I died for this.

Happy Thanksgiving!

2006-11-21T14:38:00.000-08:00

It is around this time that we join our families to give thanks for all we have.

The tradition brought to us by Pilgrims and Indians joining together amicably as one. A time when the Indians put aside their savage anger toward the discoverers and settlers of the new land and offered their bounty.

It certainly is a holiday that brings us all closer to God. So this Thanksgiving take care while preparing your dinner. Tie her legs together to keep the inside moist and don’t play with your meat. It won’t take long after you stick it in but make sure everyone knows not to come at once.

Happy Thanks Giving and God be with you!

What do we do now?

2006-11-21T10:48:00.000-08:00

Wake up, get ready, go to work, dinner, bed, repeat. Why aren’t I dead yet?

I know, ‘be happy you’re alive’ and all that crap. Sometimes it is just nice to vent. We all know we are going to die anyway, so now all we have to do is fill the time between now and then. Easier said than done.

I know...Let's ask Jesus. He'll know what to do.