Everyone is asking themselves these days WWJD. I thought I would take the time to offer confirmation, disputes and explanations for things that I have recently come across, as to better serve the masses.
Now, while a pleasant idea, I do not condone pre-marital sex and since I am not Mormon, sadly, this would not be an option for me.
Yes; and I still do!
Only if you don't use your blinker.
No Budweiser...ever. Something from other than the U.S. and in a green bottle, please. A good micro brew may also do.
Yes, yes you do. Have faith in me. Leave me a message if I am not available.
I am fully aware how difficult it is to stop smoking. I do not judge and I am here for you, no matter the choices you make.
No, I would not buy and/or operate a convenience store/bar.
Taking the kids to pose for pictures with Father Christmas is a time honored tradition, but I totally understand how difficult it is to choose the proper Santa as there are so many options.
Mean.
Drunk and/or high.
Jolly...
Excited.
Creepy.
Which ever Santa you choose, just make sure that your child is happy...