So the claim is that they have found Jesus' remains in limestone tombs and now James Cameron is making a movie. This has stirred up a lot of jokes and they are all in very poor taste!
In that box...over there.
Silly filmmakers. God only ever came in one box.
Some guy named Jesus is in a box? Yeah, he's over there on Main street. Says, "Spare change, amigo?" to me every time I walk past.