I love this game.

Remembering

I needed some time to get myself together before I could officially talk about Job's passing. He was the visionary behind the only entertainment I had for three very long days, and someone whom I can only compare to my dad.

I was going to go to America for my Second Coming...

But they don't seem to take too kindly to immigrants named Jesus.

Did someone steal your breakfast?

Um, thank you, but I will pass...

Happy Monday!

I know this isn't the post-rapture outcome you hoped for, but...

Saturday May 21, 2011

I am the wise man. I can't believe that people actually think I am coming tomorrow. There is a kick ass party my dad is throwing this weekend!

Now that is just mean.

I saw Thor and it was a pretty good movie, but I can't believe they decided to take their promotion in this direction.

I like to wear this shirt too....

It keeps all the crazies away, well not all the crazies...There are people out there that come up to me and chit chat - Jesus freaks.

My Best Friend

Nuf said.

Just friends?

All are welcome!

Hurry up, this way.

So you found me....

So the claim is that they have found Jesus' remains in limestone tombs and now James Cameron is making a movie.
This has stirred up a lot of jokes and they are all in very poor taste!

In that box...over there.


Silly filmmakers. God only ever came in one box.

Some guy named Jesus is in a box? Yeah, he's over there on Main street. Says, "Spare change, amigo?" to me every time I walk past.





Jesus?

We've all been here

It is always fun to stay at the...

WWJD?

Everyone is asking themselves these days WWJD. I thought I would take the time to offer confirmation, disputes and explanations for things that I have recently come across, as to better serve the masses.


Now, while a pleasant idea, I do not condone pre-marital sex and since I am not Mormon, sadly, this would not be an option for me.


Yes; and I still do!


Only if you don't use your blinker.


No Budweiser...ever. Something from other than the U.S. and in a green bottle, please. A good micro brew may also do.


Yes, yes you do. Have faith in me. Leave me a message if I am not available.


I am fully aware how difficult it is to stop smoking. I do not judge and I am here for you, no matter the choices you make.


No, I would not buy and/or operate a convenience store/bar.


Just about anything.

It is that time of year again!

Taking the kids to pose for pictures with Father Christmas is a time honored tradition, but I totally understand how difficult it is to choose the proper Santa as there are so many options.


Mean.


Drunk and/or high.


Jolly...


Excited.


Creepy.



Which ever Santa you choose, just make sure that your child is happy...


And give Santa a break, it is a stressful job.

It is only a nasty rumor!

Number one, it is a natural thing. Everyone does it.
Number two, my father would never do such a thing.

I was wrote a note asking dad for some guidance this morning after going through some of my baby pictures

I finally cleaned out my garage

All items are listed on craigslist. Hurry, they are sure to go fast!

A new music video

A crazy drive home this afternoon...

I was driving around today and everyone was honking at me, it was very distracting. It wasn't until I got home I realized someone had put a bumper sticker on my car. Very funny Lucifer.

I only had 2 glasses

Someone had to have slipped me something.

What did you do today?

Woke up late and took the bus in to work.


It was a long day. I can't believe dad made me get a job.


After a long day hard at work I decided I would take a little walk.



After that I headed over to get my car out of the body shop.

Then dropped off some stuff on Craig's List at my storage unit.


Can you believe this was free???

Had to swing by the mall to pick up a birthday present.


I felt like dinner was calling my name.


So I stopped to grabbed a quick bite.

But couldn't decide what I wanted to eat...as usual.


After dinner I decided to follow up on an invitation I received to join a very exclusive club. As it turns out there weren't any other members.


After that, back to home to watch a little TV. The monotony of life....I can't believed I died for this.